BroadHammer app for iPhone and iPad

From the dawn of time, heroes have defended their honor with nothing but a trusty bow and quiver, teeming with arrows of justice. Historically, liberty has been preserved through the marksmanship of Robin Hood, Link, Hawkeye, Katniss Everdeen, and that red-haired chick from the Disney movie that isnt Frozen.

Now you too can bask in that glory, except instead of shooting the arrows of justice, youre having the arrows of justice fired at you, and instead of being Katniss Everdeen, youre a fat ginger dwarf with embarrassingly insufficient agility, especially considering the ruthless onslaught of ammo raining down on you. Oh yeah, and instead of defending your honor or saving mankind as we know it, youre just running back and forth to get the highest score possible in a shallow diversion that ultimately amounts to nothing. In fact, the whole experience will likely be unrewarding, leaving you wondering why you played as a fat bearded man with no real purpose for so long. But here at game N studios, we try to relate to our demographic as closely as possible.

So please: sit back, brush your dwarven beard off of your face, and indulge in the first installment of Broadhammer.